Drew: Why do I have to?
Me: Because you made the mess so you have to clean it up.
Drew: Did you see me make the mess?
Me: No.
Drew: Then how do you know it was me? It must have been Avery.
He's a lawyer in the making. If I didn't see it, it didn't happen.
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Life lessons:
The other day we were driving in the car around dinnertime and Avery fell asleep. I asked Drew if she was awake and he said no. A few seconds pass and this is what he says: "Life rule number 42: If a baby is asleep and it's time for dinner you have to wake her up so she can eat."
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Avery to Drew: "Be quiet! I'm on the phone!!"







